Archive for the ‘Appraisal’ Category

The Appraisal


2010
02.19

Day 53 - 38 to go.

 

And the verdict is… WE’VE APPRAISED! That’s right, one more thing to no longer worry about. Our house appraised for the purchase price or higher, although we will never actually know what that number is. Shhh, the bank keeps that one a secret. You have to be in a certain club, it’s called the “Buyers Club”, not the “Sellers Club”… Ahh, who cares, it’s done!

 

Oh mighty bank Gods you actually weren’t tightwads
You’ve come around and didn’t bring our price down
We passed your test. Yes, that is the best!
I’m so glad, can’t you see, Let’s Celebrate! Drinks on me!

The Appraiser’s Coming Today?


2010
02.08

Day 42 – 49 to go.

 

“The Appraiser is Coming Today?” Are you kidding me!?! This is the message I received while biding my time with 30 other people in the waiting room of my pediatricians office. I knew the Home Inspection was tomorrow, and knew there would be an appointment with the Appraiser sometime in the future, but now?.. Today!?! In 3 hrs!?! The house is a complete disaster! We have been snowed in, the kids are home from school, my daughters bedroom has become her pull-everything-out-and-play-with-it-on-the-floor amusementzone, the dishes are piled high in the sink, mud and dirt from shoveling the driveway is sprawled across my kitchen floor along with every mitten, snowsuit, boot and hat we own. AARRGGHH! I’ve got to get home and clean! NOW!

 

2.5 hrs. later… Phew! I made it. The house is not the cleanest I’ve seen it, but at least it’s presentable. Hopefully we can maintain it thru tomorrow when the Home Inspector invades my home. Of course, wouldn’t you know it, we are expecting yet another foot of snow, so I’ll be spending all my time in line at the grocery store, because… I’m out of milk.

 

Well, here I go again, following my kids around with a dust pan. Just for one more day. I think after tomorrow I’ll finally be in the clear. And we can proceed with our normal messy lives.